Suicidal Cycleprats

Only After Dark

I don’t often prattle on at 22:51pm but a smiley, shiny day ended with an pair of idiots about half and hour ago.

When did it happen? What rock did these idiots crawl out of?

When did cretinous cyclists start riding their bikes at night with no lights?

On the way home from work tonight not once, but twice did a suicidal lunatic narrowly avoid being mashed into the tarmac by my work-weary self. They pedal along, almost invisible, either oblivious or unafraid of 1 tonne of metal with 4 wheels. The second guy even stopped and found the time to mouth indignant obsenities at me as I safely crawled past him at 22mph, my heart in my mouth following his sudden appearance in my headlights.

Finished It

Much joy today at work as I managed to complete this month’s breaktime challenge. I finished the little Mechano aeroplane that I got for Xmas last year. It looks really good and will be my daily phone photo for 10th May. I did a really good job and had loads of spare bits left after.

2 Responses to “Suicidal Cycleprats”

  1. having nearly got run dwn by 1 last week i looked at yr site and came across a pic of naomi.She looks excactly like someone i know from cromer in norfolk.If it is her could you pass my phone number to her please?I`ts 07981285039.
    thanks,Porl.

  2. She is called Naomi Prince but that is her married name. I have emailed her to ask if she knows you. How weird would that be? She is one of my best friends….

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